my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
and yet we’re all on this damn website
The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this.
did you google how to take a screen shot
i was joking but then i checked and i—-
trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike
and my personal favorites
planning my funeral
this could be us but we extinct